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I hate morning sex

souleveuncannibale:

unless the person takes my underwear off for me while i’m still asleep/ half asleep and just puts it in.

I am not into fucking making out and foreplay first thing in the morning.
get real. I am tired as hell. and my breath stinks. I don’t wanna love on you.
and I don’t wanna roll over.
wake me up by sticking it in behind me. that might wake me up.
but don’t expect me to put in any effort at alllll, shit. 

Mar 22. 15 Notes.

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souleveuncannibale: been der done dat got dat bed wet~

souleveuncannibale:

been der done dat got dat bed wet~

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souleveuncannibale: Hahahahaha ew

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Hahahahaha ew

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